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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!
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HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
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This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
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the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
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Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
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U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI
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Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.
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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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